Paste and Cornbread and all things Salmony...

Oh. My. God.

Mario liked it?! Wow... We must tell the world. Much fun will be had at his expense. Does that boy have no taste buds?!

Poor Jarrett. I feel so bad because he worked so hard on it, and yet it's funny as hell that even he knew it was wrong. I had wondered if he'd have any of it, and would notice something was off when/if he did. I hope he knows that, even though it was terrible, the gesture was fully appreciated - by all of us.

We have to make this right, Thom. You can't have your birthday without (edible!) red velvet cake. Perhaps J and I will work something out...

And I promise to taste it first. :)